Calum Grant

Clubbing

Another night out. Someone else getting married. This invariably involves drinking lots of beer and going nightclubbing.

A quick visit to McDonalds. Tastes so good, yet you feel so bad afterwards.

There should be a law that all skirts and dresses should have huge pockets in them. Then women could carry their own bloody wallets (or is that purses?).

Another fashion I have noticed recently is that women wear teeny little shorts. Hmm! It's actually not that flattering, and I am sure is a fad that will quickly fade. There are two variations: teeny shorts, and knee-length shorts. Both are bad.

I found myself being picked up by Pete, who spun me around on his shoulders.

A quick visit to the chip-shop to stock up on chips.

No night out would be complete without a fist fight (though not with me involved thankfully). I think bouncers must lurk in the woodwork, and before you know it half a dozen can appear from thin air! They also run bloody fast for such huge people, though maybe the world just moves in slow motion after a few pints.

A final visit to the burger bar to get a huge kebab. That also tastes terrible!

Sunday is a day to recover watching the Wimbledon final and the world cup final. Ahhh.

posted by Calum Grant @ 12:17 PM